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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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