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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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