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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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