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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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