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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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