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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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