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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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