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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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