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| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!... more
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| What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !... more
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| 3. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| What is the bank managers favourite type of football?Fiver side!... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Who won the race between two balls of string?They were tied!... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I c... more
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| 7. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait... more
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| 8. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why did the goal post get angry?Because the bar was rattled!... more
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| 9. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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