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| What part of a football ground is never the same?The changing rooms!... more
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| What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?Both do hat tricks !... more
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| What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?Beans on post !... more
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| It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four c... more
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| Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because theyre always dribbling!... more
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| A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to him... more
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| Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?He was the skipper !... more
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| Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but cant stand in the sits!... more
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| What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic!... more
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| Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so g... more
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