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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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