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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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