Viewing Joke: Category: Spelling jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: Early Texas governors were not very well educated. There was once a chief executive who thought "grammar" was his fathers mother. On one occasion this governor went hunting and forgot his gun. He phoned his secretary and asked him to send the gun."The phone connections bad," said the secretary. "I couldnt catch that last word. Spell it." The governor replied, " G like in Jesus; U like in onion; N like in pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Spelling Jokes: 1.    Category: Spelling jokes   What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?Automobile.... more 2.    Category: Spelling jokes   Little Johnny wasnt very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackbo... more 3.    Category: Spelling jokes   A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At... more 4.    Category: Spelling jokes   Can you spell a composition with two letters?SA (essay).... more 5.    Category: Spelling jokes   Spell "pound" in two letters.Lb.... more 6.    Category: Spelling jokes   How can you spell chilly with two letters?IC (icy) .... more 7.    Category: Spelling jokes   "I gotta A in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isnt any A in spelling!"... more 8.    Category: Spelling jokes   Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).... more 9.    Category: Spelling jokes   A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sente... more 10.    Category: Spelling jokes   Spell mousetrap with three letters.C-A-T... more