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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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