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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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