Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 40   Joke: A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I dont have an opinion. Im a chartered accountant."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more