Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 132   Joke: A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more