Viewing Joke: Category: Telephone jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why dont you call me on the telephone?" "You aint got no tellyphone!" said Hensley. "I know," said Kelso. "But you do!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Telephone Jokes: 1.    Category: Telephone jokes   How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!... more 2.    Category: Telephone jokes   Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.... more 3.    Category: Telephone jokes   How did the telephones get married ?In a double ring ceremony !... more 4.    Category: Telephone jokes   How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?... more 5.    Category: Telephone jokes   The phone in Rigbys Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from... more 6.    Category: Telephone jokes   What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.... more 7.    Category: Telephone jokes   Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldnt pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he dec... more 8.    Category: Telephone jokes   What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!... more 9.    Category: Telephone jokes   What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !... more 10.    Category: Telephone jokes   Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriends line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few... more