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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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