| 1. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.... more
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| 2. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone. Doctor: Whys that? I keep getting calls in the night.... more
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| 3. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?... more
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| 4. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isnt the police station. Its the D... more
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| 5. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!... more
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| 6. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Opera... more
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| 7. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!... more
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| 8. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgo... more
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| 9. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| How can you tell if someone whos having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!... more
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| 10. | Category: Telephone jokes  |
| What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!... more
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