Viewing Joke: Category: Telephone jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: Caller: Operator! Operator! I dont know whats wrong with my phone, but I cant make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Dont worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Telephone Jokes: 1.    Category: Telephone jokes   Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?Because they both have rings.... more 2.    Category: Telephone jokes   When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!... more 3.    Category: Telephone jokes   Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.... more 4.    Category: Telephone jokes   How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!... more 5.    Category: Telephone jokes   What kind of phone makes music?A saxophone.... more 6.    Category: Telephone jokes   What asks no question but demands an answer?A doorbell or a ringing telephone.... more 7.    Category: Telephone jokes   Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody... more 8.    Category: Telephone jokes   How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!... more 9.    Category: Telephone jokes   What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.... more 10.    Category: Telephone jokes   Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgo... more