Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 40   Joke: The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart."The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?""One was a teacher and the other was an accountant.""Ill take the accountants heart," says the patient. "I want one that hasnt been used."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more