Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 45   Joke: The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him."How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethics is dont you?"The young partner is offended. "Of course I know what Ethics is. Its a county in southern England."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more