Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 50   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more