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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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