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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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