Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 50   Joke: Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more