Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 58   Joke: A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two."The second was a social worker. She said, "I dont know the answer but Im glad we had time to discuss this important question."The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four.The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, "How much is two and two?"The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"He got the job.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more