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| What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!... more
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| Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.... more
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| Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.... more
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| Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.... more
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| What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?Mack-u-la !... more
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| What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... more
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| Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because theyre always out for blood!... more
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| What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.... more
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| What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be... more
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