Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 38   Joke: A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, Ill bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that flock."The farmer thinks for a moment, it is a big mob and he cant see how anyone could guess correctly so he says, "OK. Youre on.""Nine hundred and thirty two," says the man.The farmer takes off his hat and scratches his head. "I dont know how you did it but thats exactly right. A bets a bet. Take any sheep."The man picks up an animal and is about to walk off when the farmer says, "Hang on. Bet you double or nothing that I can guess your occupation."The man thinks, "How would he know, hes never met me before" and says "Righto. Youre on".The farmer says, "Youre an auditor with a Big Four firm."The man whistles . "How the heck did you know that?""Well," says the farmer, "put my dog down and Ill tell you."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more