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| Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.... more
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| What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.... more
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| 3. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail? I dont know but it would slow him down.... more
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| 4. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?He had loved in vein.... more
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| 5. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Whats Draculas car called? A mobile blood unit.... more
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| 6. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| What is Draculas favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.... more
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| 8. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| One vampire to the other : " Lets go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!... more
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| 9. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !... more
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| 10. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.... more
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