Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 33   Joke: An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left costs $500.""Why does that parrot cost so much?" asks the accountant."Well," replies the owner, "it knows how to do complex audits.""How much does the middle parrot cost?" asks the accountant."That one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the first one can do plus it knows how to prepare financial forecasts".The startled accountant asks about the third parrot, to be told it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the question, "What can it do?"To which the owner replies "To be honest, Ive never seen him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more