Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 50   Joke: Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears."You know the deal," says the genie. "Three wishes. But seeing there are three of you, you can have one wish each.""Great," says the audit partner. "Take me to the Whitsunday Islands, give me a blonde and an endless supply of XXXX and leave me there for ever."Pouf! There is a flash of light, a puff of smoke and he is gone."Now me," says the tax partner. "Take me to the Cook Islands, give me two blondes and an endless supply of offshore tax schemes and leave me there for ever."Pouf! There is a flash of light, a puff of smoke and he is gone.The genie turns to the senior partner. "And what do you want?""I want those two ba ck in the office straight after lunch."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more