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| How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.... more
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| What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.... more
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| 3. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.... more
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| 4. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.... more
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| 5. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.... more
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| 6. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? Hes looking for a crypt writer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!... more
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| 8. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| Why did the vampire go to hospital?He wanted his ghoulstones removed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... more
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| 10. | Category: Vampire jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I think Ive been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but Ill be... more
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