Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 970   Joke: An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldnt prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss.After a few months of this the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On a n impulse the auditor went up to him and said, "Look, Ive left the company, Im not interested in taking it any further and I wont shop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?"And the bloke said "Tarpaulins."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit

More Accountant Jokes:

1.	Category: Accountant jokes
	Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
2.	Category: Accountant jokes
	How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
3.	Category: Accountant jokes
	Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
4.	Category: Accountant jokes
	Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
5.	Category: Accountant jokes
	A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
6.	Category: Accountant jokes
	What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
7.	Category: Accountant jokes
	How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
8.	Category: Accountant jokes
	When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
9.	Category: Accountant jokes
	Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
10.	Category: Accountant jokes
	What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more