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| What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?He cut all his fingers off !... more
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| What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Whos a pretty... more
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| 3. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Which vampire ate the three bears porridge? Ghouldilocks.... more
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| 4. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.... more
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| One vampire to the other : " Lets go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!... more
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| 6. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.... more
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| 7. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Whats Draculas car called? A mobile blood unit.... more
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| 8. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| When hes out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?The Happy Biter.... more
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| 9. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| What is the American national day for vampires?Fangsgiving Day.... more
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| 10. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.... more
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