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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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