Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 32   Joke: A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch."I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly Im looking for someone to do my worrying for me.""How do you mean?" says the accountant."I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters.""OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?""You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner."Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?""That," says the man, "is your first worry."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more