Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 28   Joke: The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for."Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.""Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible."The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are you kidding?""Yeah. But you started it."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more