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| What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... more
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| 2. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Whats it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight? Necking.... more
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| 4. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?Because he was a complete sucker.... more
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| 5. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Whats a vampires favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.... more
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| 6. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.... more
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| 7. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.... more
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| 8. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.... more
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| 9. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?It wanted to play squash.... more
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| 10. | Category: Vampire jokes |
| What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!... more
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