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| What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.... more
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| Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.... more
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| What does Dracula say to his victims? Its been nice gnawing you.... more
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| How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.... more
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| Where is Draculas American office? The Vampire State Building.... more
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| Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.... more
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| Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.... more
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| Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.... more
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| Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?" asked th... more
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| What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... more
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