Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been marriedand he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So,he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops on theplane bound for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas. As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! Its Elvis! I knew you werent dead Elvis! How have you been?" Father looks at her and says, "Get outta meface. Cant you see Im not Elvis? I dont look a thing like Elvis." The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab andhes a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take me to my hotel andstep on it." The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God!Its Elvis! I knew you werent dead! Im your number one fan! Its sogreat to see you!" "Shut up, you imbecile. Im not Elvis! Now turnaround and drive!" So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father OMalley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. "Oh my God! Oh my God!Its you!" screams the hotel clerk. "Youre back Elvis! I knew thisday would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, and a full liquor bar! Im so glad youre back!"Father OMalley looks at the hotel clerk and says, "Thank you... Thankyou very much!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendan... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronu... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If youre anythi... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?He wanted to find Pluto !... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the de... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? Im sorry to leave, now that Ive almost bought... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be chea... more