Viewing Joke: Category: Travel and tourist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. Shed hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesnt mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, Im covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "Youre lying on the dining room skylight."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Travel And Tourist Jokes: 1.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes... more 2.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood... more 3.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Where do werewolves stay when theyre on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!... more 4.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   "Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I dont know, my wife got the tickets."... more 5.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel... more 6.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more 7.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more 8.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting... more 9.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more 10.    Category: Travel and tourist jokes   A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began w... more