Viewing Joke: Category: Various animal jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think its time to tell him hes adopted."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Various Animal Jokes: 1.    Category: Various animal jokes   A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was... more 2.    Category: Various animal jokes   How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?Just a phew!... more 3.    Category: Various animal jokes   Whats a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !... more 4.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !... more 5.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in sharks mouths?Lefty!... more 6.    Category: Various animal jokes   What is a bears favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !... more 7.    Category: Various animal jokes   How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !... more 8.    Category: Various animal jokes   How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.... more 9.    Category: Various animal jokes   What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !... more 10.    Category: Various animal jokes   Why do bears have fur coats ? Because theyd look stupid in anoraks !... more