| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the whale who couldnt keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the whale like the diver?Because he had flippers!... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it goofing off."... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldnt get the moose in the oven!... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action.... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !... more
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