| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Could I have a glass of water?Waiter: To drink?Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more
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