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| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
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