Viewing Joke:

Category:Apple jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:11
 
Joke:How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Apple Jokes:

1.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more

2.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more

3.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more

4.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more

5.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more

6.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more

7.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more

8.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more

9.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more

10.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music