| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Diner: Could I have a glass of water?Waiter: To drink?Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Why doesnt this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.... more
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