Viewing Joke: Category: Apple jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly."Whats it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then its apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Apple Jokes: 1.    Category: Apple jokes   What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more 2.    Category: Apple jokes   Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more 3.    Category: Apple jokes   What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more 4.    Category: Apple jokes   Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more 5.    Category: Apple jokes   What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more 6.    Category: Apple jokes   What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more 7.    Category: Apple jokes   Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more 8.    Category: Apple jokes   Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more 9.    Category: Apple jokes   After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more 10.    Category: Apple jokes   What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more