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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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