| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| "Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: May I please have a glass of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more
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