| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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